I’m sharing this post from my blog~
[Warning: This post may contain offensive content.]
Since I went through the trouble to review The Red Necklace, I figured I might as well create an approximate rating system. It’s more for humor than usefulness, as numbered ratings are pretty self-explanatory. Hopefully I’ll be able to gather a collections of phrases used in conversation or thoughts from the work receiving this rating while I was participating in viewing/reading/enjoying/lamenting the work or activity I’m engaged in.
Of course, this is on a scale of 1-10. I feel that 1-5 scales don’t account for all possibilities of feelings.
Why does this thing exist?/Whoever made this is going to hell.
WTF is this? Really.
Did an autistic child scrawl this down in therapy?
Fucking Satan wouldn’t even inspire someone to do this.
I don’t even
Baby Jesus, are you responsible for this?
I hate this.
This isn’t even possible. Fuck this.
Is this block paragraphing? Abort, ABORT!
😦 *heavy sigh*
I wish I understood what they were trying to do. This doesn’t even make sense.
Why is this so inconsistent?
I’m so disappointed. I can’t finish this.
Then I was like, “Lol–nope!”
Why am I/you doing this to my/yourself?!
This is terribad. I mean, badibble. I mean–
Ugh, this could be so much better they just… [insert list of things here]
…Alright, I’ll leave a review.
This doesn’t make any sense.
I’m sure that I could do this better.
This is a really great idea. God awful execution, though.
Why are there so many errors/italics/typos?
What? But they already said this isn’t possible? Why are they doing this now?!
This was okay.
This had so much potential, and there were so many things I would have done.
They shouldn’t have cut things off so early/left out so much.
Hopefully, if I leave some feedback they can do more with this. I really want them to do more with this.
You know, I’m not a fangirl about it, but this was okay.
I didn’t really like it, but I could see why other people would.
Not my cup of tea.
Although I would have done [insert item here] a bit differently, I liked this.
This was an interesting idea. I liked the perspective on this. I hope they write more and I can see it develop.
I might take a peek at the rest of the fic list – see if you’re written for anything I’m fond of.
Needs more detail in certain areas – there were parts I wish they elaborated on.
This was really good. You should read this [pending fandom and matching interest to subject matter].
I loved this. I can’t wait for more!
Why didn’t I think of doing this? OMG!
This is sooooooo goooood.
More people should read this!
I’ll check out the other stories, see what’s up.
*Prints story for external reading*
I’m not a fan of this pairing, but this makes it work! I am willing to declare an exception!
I love it when non-romantic stories are this riveting! I wish more people wrote them!
Oh. My. God. Please. There has to be a prize for this.
Please, please, please read this. Please please please. I’ll trade you whatever favor you want.
Auto-Favorited. And Following/Subscribed.
I love you. Can I have your babies? Can we get married?
This doesn’t exist. I refuse.